Divinatory Wizardry

Divinatory Wizardry

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My Travails In Becoming A Wizard

  My painfully sorrowful collegiate career ended while I was a masters candidate in the social sciences at HSU, as I severed ties with an increasingly tyrannical dictate to eventually become a Star working with the "I Ching". I meticulously logged 5,500 pages of oracle work during the next 2 years, in horrid poverty trapped in Humboldt County, with only primitive working materials and people laughing at me saying I'd never make it but I knew what I had to do because it was my life.

  I then escaped to downtown L.A., working all and every day lying on a bed in the ghetto, slowly digging out of hell, for nearly 6 years, like a manual laborer in a factory with a purpose and under constant fear and toil. And I became a scientist, completing and working with an additional 16,500 pages of log work before I needed to move to the Westside in continuing our project. Before leaving, I also started using the tarot, Aztec wheel, and runes.

  Because of warring strictures I could only live on the Westside as a homeless man, which ended log work. But I still used the "I Ching", my new tools and discovered other ones as well. Homeless exhaustion as a working condition was horrible but ended 4 years later as my department was at that point able to elevate me to a form of elite wizardry where I could do the same work and even gargantuan amounts more without needing any tools, transforming this aspect of my life to one of great ease.

  And for the next 9 years with all my extra time I was additionally trained to do wizardry through written thematic studies, getting the idea of using large cardboard boxes to use as canvases for crayons, which enhanced my harsh life a bit. Toward the end of this period, as I aged, I worked with colored pens and notebooks, dropping off a few of them at the BBC in Westwood because I was so proud of my achievements.

  Finally, I made it back to mankind with a tablet and divination apps, bringing the relief of convenience to a once very impoverished and injurous working existence.

 

  "I Ching" hexagrams: 6 flips of 3 coins for each. I depicted 1,750,000 of these in about 9 years.